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The Path Of White Blossom

by Dave Dunn

T'was early midnight & he was still up for more fun,

so he went scattering his white blossom on the run,

And as he streaked off down the long drive

the air did seem to be quite bright and alive

as the street lamps lit up that quite comic scene

like a film of some old timer's fantasy dream…

 

Not that he once noticed the trailing spread

of all those white flakes from his emp...

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Sunday 5th February 2017 1:04 am

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SEESAW WHAT MORE IS IN STORE

by Dave Dunn

A slide show of Walmart customers triggered  this acrostic

 

So many people walk through the store
Every one of them unique, wanting more
Excess love of gadgets and household gear
So much in their trolleys they can hardly steer
And we see their pictures on You Tube these days
Wall flowers they are not, but on Walmarters craze

When they reach the check outs they look all a...

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Saturday 24th August 2013 10:09 pm

Humour   Observation   people   greed

A Life Too Short

by Dave Dunn

 

Some say life is too short - and I wish mine was taller,
but can we stretch it enough, and then stay fit to enjoy her?
 
Yes, I call life a 'her', it surely can't be a him,
it's beyond understanding, and can change with a whim...
 
©Rhumour
August 12th 2012
 

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Sunday 12th August 2012 10:45 pm

Humour   Life

My Head Hurts... ;)

by Dave Dunn

 

My head hurts, it is so very far from nice
My head hurts, I've tried pills and heat and ice
 
But no ease comes from their application,
will it ever leave without my suffocation?
 
My head hurts, it's been going on for years,
My head hurts, did I say it leads to tears?
 
Just when I think that they've found a cure,
the pain returns again so I can be...

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Monday 10th January 2011 2:29 pm

Pain   Humour

Revolutionary Recipe Books

by Dave Dunn

 

The all new recipe books that I saw last week in town
are bound to prove quite popular and to gain some renown
for they have something new which I've never seen before,
you simply rip out a page, add water, heat & stir some more.
 
Soon you'll have an ideal meal just right for one, 
add another page or two if you also want a cake or bun 
or maybe you've a guest...

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Thursday 13th May 2010 6:39 am

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