Tuesday night at the G & D,

Quiz and supper for 50p,

Will we win?  We’ll have to see

When the marking’s done.

The team’s the same usually,

Comprised of friends and family -

All G & D devotees;

We don’t half have some fun.

Besides myself there’s Phil and Glen

(We knock on questions 1 to 10)

Glen knows them all though later when

He has us all in s...

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For 5 long years I’ve lived beside

These other senile twits,

In this home for retirees,

Biddies and Old Gits.

To offer some excitement

I read my poems out loud

And started to attract

An appreciative crowd.

40 perhaps or 50

Attentively sat round,

Hanging on my every word

Like I was Ezra Pound.

I read to them my comic verse

(I ...

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