I rue the day we ever met, for

she never knows when to stop,

her warehouse space enormous

she's a twenty-four-hour shop

my paramour Alma is an amazon

one that always delivers on time,

her supply chain quite amazing

while she knows prices to a dime

yet there's a fatal flaw in big Alma

true, she makes out without fail,

but she's a sad blow-up doll when

you'...

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She was a noted collector,

Meissen gold and clocks,

Her chosen specialty was

Rich, antique old crocks

My place on her shelves

Augured ill for my fate,

A corner spot and dusty

Was not exactly the Tate

Her turnover was high

Stock came and went

Dealers felt her tongue

She relished every cent

Not the vogue now, I'm

Deemed surplus stock,

Auction ...

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