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Snack Bear
Snack Bear
Hello snack bear
You big murder floof
Stealing treats from your local gas station
The poor convenience store attendant let's you take what you want cause he'd rather live another day
Sadly poor furry friend animal control will come to exterminate you
You just wanted salty or sugary delight that we humans like
Maybe you thought, hmm I'd like to try that too, I ...
Monday 31st October 2022 6:34 pm
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