I'm not a fucking princess that's gets pushed round by my mam
I've got a fucking broken leg; that's why I'm in this pram.
I've had a fucking operation at the fucking vet's
I also fucking suffer with this fucking fuck Tourettes.
There’s no effin’ princess,
And none in broken leg,
There’s no effin’ operation
That’ll cure my effin’ Tourettes,
But there’s four effin’ effs
in effin’ daffodils,
so I’ll write about them effers instead:
I fuckin’ wandered lonely as a fuckin’ cloud…
tut tut, a bit clumpy that; I must pay more attention to my editing.
I wandered fuckin' lonely, as a fuckin' cloud...
flows a lot effin' better!
Thanks for your thoughts, Leon. And for the like, David and Aisha.
Sun 20th Jul 2025 15:01
Don't they just break your fucking fucking heart John 😭
Bless the little guy-but he's in good hands ( thine ) TF!
thanks mate
Leon
Alfie’s main characteristic though, Uilleam, is that he is a little twat.
And thanks for the Likes, Redbrick and Holden.
At least poor Alfie's got an excuse.
Given the number of dogs in prams I've seen, I'm beginning to think that evolution's done a fast-forward, and that dogs will soon lose the use of those appendages on each corner.😕
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John Coopey
Tue 22nd Jul 2025 10:31
Alfie said “I fucking like that!”