Like the thickening of your waistline and the thinning of your hair
It comes to you as just like me you fall to disrepair.
And not just stuff that's physical you find you cannot do
With time it also downgrades all your aspirations too.
When once I lusted for some blond to take her on a date
These days I'd love to cut my toe-nails
Or even just piss straight.
You just have to practise, John. It may still happen. Never give up.
It comes to us all, Uilleam. (Well, maybe not the ladies).
And thanks for the Likes, Redbrick and Tim.
Ditto your's truly😕
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John Coopey
Thu 7th Aug 2025 14:24
I could only practise cutting my toe nails every six weeks or so, Stephen. And Our Gert would have something to say if I tried peeing standing up at home. It’s a luxury I save for Wetherspoon’s.
Thanks for the Likes, Holden and Leon.