Bienvenus tous,

free sausages now!

Not Stop the War?

No, sir, that’s tommorrow,

just like the beer!

A Cumberland

with buttery mash?

Bury Black Pudding

with peas?

a Bratwurst sir?

Shhh, whatever you do,

don’t mention the bloody war.

They’re utmost on his mind,

those masterpieces

of the culinary art,

their crimes?

most heinous they are,

deserv...

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