Menu du Jour Chez Kier
Bienvenus tous,
free sausages now!
Not Stop the War?
No, sir, that’s tommorrow,
just like the beer!
A Cumberland
with buttery mash?
Bury Black Pudding
with peas?
a Bratwurst sir?
Shhh, whatever you do,
don’t mention the bloody war.
They’re utmost on his mind,
those masterpieces
of the culinary art,
their crimes?
most heinous they are,
deserving to be confined,
within that tiny mind,
one so unconcerned
with babies starved
and babies bombed
to bloody kingdom come
and bloody kingdom back.
Don’t mention the war
whatever you do.
Free sausages all round,
for him and me and you.
Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh, Dé Sathairn, an dara lá de mhí Lúnasa, 2025.
Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Sun 3rd Aug 2025 23:33
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LEON STOLGARD
Starmers words were: “…the return of the sausages”…a massive Freudian slip if ever there was. Of course, what he actually meant to say was: “I’m taking back all those porky pies I’ve ever told”.
That was the same event at which he said: “Every child, every person, deserves to be respected for the contribution they make…”, whereupon he laughed at and ridiculed a young man who shouted: “Does that include the children of Gaza?” What a disgusting individual.