Rachel from accounts thinks Jeremy’s got a big ego.
She talks in her sleep; in her dreams it figures a lot!
But Kier’s ain’t much bigger; and how, you may ask, do I know?
Well, his flies are undone - the darn thing’s a bloody great flop.
In order to distract us from an “alleged” £50 billion black hole in the UK treasury, she finds it necessary to focus on the ego of a chap who’s not even in power!
Crikey, it must be a real whopper!😆
Hey Uilleam,
Your “Rescue his Sausage” gave me a good chuckle — brilliantly grilling both the Cumberland sausage and the male ego at the same time! 🍴🔥
They say Germans are world champions when it comes to bratwurst, but with your poem, you’ve proven you’re unbeatable in the sausage wordplay department, too! 😄
Rachel seems pretty enthusiastic — whether it’s the hearty flavour or the charming flop, that’s your little secret...
Cheers to more of these “hot” delicacies!
Take care,
Rolph
It's a Cumberland delicacy...Rachel can't get enough of it!
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Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh
Thu 7th Aug 2025 21:29
Thanks for the likes:
RBK
Rolph David
I think he's bringing home the bacon too - tasty!