An Aussie Farmer's Lot.

Ah ! the sumptuosity of blessed

virgin flesh

the thoughts of carnal knowledge

as we hurry to undress

But soft; I hear the lowing

of an agitated cow,

such trial and tribulation

weigh heavy on my brow

Pray hold the moment madam

whilst I service Daisy-Bell

then take a soapy shower

to eradicate the smell !

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