Whilst filling my face with mince pavies,

A thought struck me from the blue skavies:

I've tried writing Luimneachs,

And even a few Scarisbricks,

So why not try writing Milngavies?

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Whilst flying the shuttle to Titan,

The pilot thought ‘must get a move on’;

But he’d been on the bottle,

Gave it way too much throttle,

And he ended up here in New Brighton.

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