They've been around for ever

Lurking in the stangest places

They colonise all kinds of surfaces

Above all they love our faces

My anti-bacterial wife

Doesn't stand on ceremony

She refuses in principle to let

Bacteria impose their hegemony

She washes me from noon till night

A flannel is always at my elbow

My nether regions are not immune

In case the varmint...

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